![]() ![]() Well, at first it said clown, and then it heard my voice and was like, “Or maybe mime. I took an aptitude test in 7th grade and it said my best profession was a clown or a mime. Honestly, I never really thought I’d be a comedian, but I did take an aptitude test in 7th grade, and this is 100% true. I am 32 years old, which is an odd age - 10 years too young to host this event, and 20 years too old for Roy Moore. Now, before we get too far, a little bit about me. So everyone that’s here from Congress, you should feel right at home. Just a reminder to everyone, I’m here to make jokes, I have no agenda, I’m not trying to get anything accomplished. White House Correspondents’ Association, thank you for having me, the monkfish was fine. I’m going to skip a lot of the normal pleasantries. Like a porn star says when she’s about to have sex with a Trump, “Let’s get this over with.” Yep, kiddos this is who you’re getting tonight. Here we are the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. “You should have done more research before you got me to do this.”Ī full transcript of Wolf’s speech is below.Īll right, this is long. When I first saw them, I was like, ‘That’s a pussy?’ I guess mine just has a lot more yarn on it,” Wolf said a few minutes into her set. “After Trump got elected, women started knitting those pussy hats. ![]() The former Daily Show correspondent and host of the upcoming Netflix show The Break took a number of cutting swipes at figures such as Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Kellyanne Conway, made fun of President Donald Trump’s wealth (or potential lack thereof), and raised eyebrows with her raunchy language - even when using words the president has already said. Michelle Wolf’s monologue at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner on Saturday has stirred up an unexpected amount of controversy. ![]()
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